Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Buzzy anti-aging supplement beloved by biohackers may not actually be that useful after all - New York Post

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Almost all unmarried pregant women say that the fetus resembles the father, study finds - PsyPost

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

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I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Corey Conners withdraws from U.S. Open after injury striking camera cable - Awful Announcing

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Walmart to pay $10 million to settle lawsuit over money transfer fraud - NBC News

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

NASA is firm: life on Earth will no longer be possible starting from this date - Glass Almanac

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t buy bullshit

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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What are some current examples of injustice?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Astronomers Just Discovered The Biggest Explosions Since The Big Bang - ScienceAlert

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have complete contempt for traitorism

346 Million-Year-Old Fossil Rewrites the Story of Life on Land - SciTechDaily

I can read

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Laudantium rerum sunt ipsa minima corporis exercitationem cupiditate.

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after cleaning sinuses with tap water - NBC News

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Did the Brits ever carry out high-profile, high-risk missions in World War II like the Americans did with a U-110 in the fictional movie “U-571”?

I don’t cotton to rapists

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I can count

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I see through liars

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for fakery

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”